Virtues

loyalty.
willingness to eat anything wrapped in bacon.
bossiness.
tendency to belt shout tunes in the car.
bootyliciousness.
sarcasm for any occasion.
compassion.
naturally wavy hair.
impeccable taste.
perfect "that's what she said" timing.
easy laughter.
mad tap dancing skills.
respectable alcohol tolerance.
cuddliness.
perfect 20/20 vision.

See, it's not all bad.