Numbers don't lie

11	Number of Bohème performances in the past month
8	Number of days until I am officially done with the season (but who's counting)
3	Number of career meetings I had last week
60	Number of opera DVDs added to my Netflix queue as a result of said meetings
2	Number of hours spent cursing Netflix for its inability to consistently list directors for opera DVDs
3	Number of almost-accidents I got into while driving yesterday
2	Number of those that were not caused by me seeing a Smart car and getting too excited
4	Number of beers drunk by me last night (The New Oregonian would call this a "night of 4 beers")
23	Approximate number of people persuaded by me to have their picture taken wearing a pair of large aviator glasses
1	Number of strangers who posed in the glasses and told me "I'll do it. You don't have to explain anything."
19	Approximate number of Facebook profile pictures that will change once the pics from last night are distributed
1.5	Hours until the Art Car Parade starts
1 billion	Approximate number of pictures I will take at the parade
At least 1	Number of blog posts I will devote to talking about the parade

See you then.