Scene

Our bedroom. The middle of the night.

All of a sudden, LMB wakes up with a gasp and shakes CM awake.

LMB: I had a bad dream that there was a snake in the bed and it bit you.

CM: It was just a dream. There's no snake in the bed.

LMB: What if there WAS a snake in the bed? And it bit you?

CM: There's no snake in the bed. I'm fine. Nothing bit me.


2 minutes go by, during which LMB wakes up all the way.


LMB: Wow. That was ridiculous. How would a snake even get into our bed?

CM: I think they made a movie about that, actually: Snakes in the Bed.

LMB: "Too many mothaf***ing snakes in this mothaf***ing bed!"


Fade out on CM and LMB giggling.


This, in a nutshell, is why we are perfect for each other.